I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
Long live the Ozman
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
NO I THOUGHT I WAS RID OF IT
IT’S BEEN YEARS
I CAN’T DEAL WITH THE RUSTY NAIL AGAIN
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HERBERT CUMBERDALE YOU TASTE OF SOOT AND POO (or some shit like that).
trying to go on tumblr at school.
I’ve never related to anything more
college in a 17 second montage